21 chat -up lines you'd never use

[Tina]

some chat up lines i found........

 

1.Hi! The voices in my head told me 2 come over and talk to you.

2.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams.

3.Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could i borrow yours?

4.If you were a bogey i'd pick you first.

5.Hello gorgeous, is your dad a machanic? Then how come you got such a finely tuned body?

6.Are u accepting applications for your fan club

7.you're such a sweetie you're giving me toothache!

8.Did u get arrested earlier?@ It's got 2 be illigal 2 look that good!

9.My love for you is like diarrhoea.cand hold it in!

10.Baby, you must be a broom,cause you've just swept me off my feet

11.If i told you that you had a beotifull body would u hold it against me?

12.you're so sweet i'm surprised you haven't put cadbury's out of bisiness!

13.Do u believe in first sight,or should i walk by you again?

14.Have you always been this cute,or did you have to work at it?

15.When i saw you I passed out and hit my head,so i'll need your phone number for the assistance.

16.you must've been in the scouts cause you sure have tied a heart in a knot.

17.I may not be the best looking girl in here,but i'm the only one talking to you!

18.Eurgh!Somebody farted!Lets get out of here

19.If kisses were snowflakes,i'd send u a blizzard.

20.Hello, i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart.

21.heres 20 pence phone your mum, u aren't going home tonight.

 

 

cheesy or what

 

admit who would use any of those chat up lines

[NeoN]

Never use ? ? ? ?

most of those are mine

[Natty]

some chat up lines i found........

 

34.If you were a bogey i'd pick you first.

10.Baby, you must be a broom,cause you've just swept me off my feet!

12.you're so sweet i'm surprised you haven't put cadbury's out of bisiness!

 

God, how bad are they!

[Blink]

1.Hi! The voices in my head told me 2 come over and talk to you.

 

This one NEVER works for me

[NeoN]

I would like to give you notice that i have noticed you noticing me so i am giving you notice that i have noticed you as well .

 

 

 

Well it has worked before

[Tresh]

Is there such thing as a good chat up line?

[jackthelad]

ovcourse there is,......how about "fancy having sex"

straight to the point, go to work.....Surly?

[RaverBaby69]

the best chat up line is....

 

"nice shoes, wanna [censored]?"

[Tresh]

Wot about, "now you've stuck ur tongue in my mouth can I stick my one eyed snake in u?"

[jackthelad]

a bit obscene m8ty,

but could work if thay were under the influence.

Good thinking batman. Any more?

[Tresh]

Do you [censored]?

[jackthelad]

classic, absolute classic

[Snez]

Some 1 used this on me b4..

"11.If i told you that you had a beotifull body would u hold it against me?"

... i didnt get it until about an hour afterwards when i thought about it

[Don]

Try some of these beauties...

 

http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB23&Number=134408&Forum=All_Forums&Words=1102&Match=Username&Searchpage=7&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=133952&Search=true#Post134408

 

 

[MrFart]

How about...

 

If you didnt have feet would you wear socks?

 

Well what you wearing a bra for then?

 

This is a good time to duck as a slap is bound to follow