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i would pertain that, technically speaking, eating chocolate is not a crime.

 

It is however a sure fire way of increasing your trouser size, till u get to the point where im at and have to buy clown trousers so they will fit round ur arse

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Eating chocolate may not be a crime in it self, but eating too much will help you gain weight and when you weigh too much you could kill someone if you sat on them. So in a way it may contribute to a MURDER! (said in scotish policeman style).

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