What random stuff do you 'acquire' whilst clubbing?

[Wub Wub]

IS anyone else out there like me in that when you get home after a heavy night's clubbing and empty your bag/pockets, you find all manner of things that you didn't go out with.

 

For example;

 

Walkie talkies (I now have two from the same club)

Posters

CD's

Bracelets

 

 

 

A friend of mine summarised this unfortunate thieving condition as 'Ooooo, Shiny Syndrome'

[Mr Moo]

Posters

Bracelets...

 

Walkie Talkies?

[Zen_Master]

glowsticks,

uv money marker pens (WTF???????)

welsh people

lighters, loads and loads of [censored] lighters

a laser pen

small jigsaw puzzles (again WTF??????)

key rings

empty baggies

[Wub Wub]

Mr_Moo said:

 

 

Walkie Talkies?

 

Yeah, I've got two from [name withheld] (both acquired on seperate occasions). I can't get them to talk to each other though

[Mr Moo]

Technology ay?

[CreamyC]

wub_wub said:

 

Walkie Talkies

 

 

 

 

 

Only required for wannabe wankerboy bouncers.

[Mr Moo]

SO NEC GC then Matt?

[Wub Wub]

No Moo, that's my security jacket you're thinking of

 

 

 

 

[Chris Hutchinson]

I always seem to aquire weird 'sludge' on my shoes no mattere where I go (although any night @ The Republic is worst for this!)

[CreamyC]

A bird, I always acquire a bird coz thats the kind of guy I am.

[Wub Wub]

Disco Sludge (noun)

 

The residual build up caused when evapourated sweat on the ceiling condenses and falls to earth, where it mixes with the dirt of peoples shoes, cigarette ash, beer and other crap on a clubs floor.

 

See also - Camden Palace Carpets

[CreamyC]

wub_wub said:

 

 

 

See also - Camden Palace Carpets

 

Disgraceful.

[Tresh]

A bird, I always acquire a bird coz thats the kind of guy I am.

 

Don't u already have about 7 wives Osama- just plain greedy!

[CreamyC]

Nothing wrong with having an eighth.

[Dr_Fellatio]

a pint of drool after snoggin some random fit bird on ket