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> >Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The

> >first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll

> >run into

> >one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press

> >it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.

> >The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those

> >poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of

it."

> >And, with

> >that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and

> >walks away.

> >The first two mice look at each other, then turn to the third mouse and

> >ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

> >The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to shag the cat."

 

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