CTW DJs Ian Cashman Posted May 7, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted May 7, 2003 a really bad lie to get you a day off work....? i just did today... i felt fine yesterday but today i think the weekend finally caught up... told a lie to my boss as an excuse that im pretty ashamed of.... i aint even gonna say what it is its that bad.. anyone else ever done this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovster Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 of course! 2 days into a new job as a builder i said i was ill and had the day off. The day after, i went into work again but the day after that, i didnt go in again and i said i slept thru my alarm but i was just lazy both days and wanted to stay i bed longer. I never worked for that man again. He payed fukcin [censored] wages tho, so it was ok. £50 a week aint worth gettin out of bed for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Reviewers Wub Wub Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Reviewers Share Posted May 7, 2003 Too words - stomach infection Impossible to check up on, and people always steer well clear of you. Easy to get time off work. I did once lie about one of my mates being in hospital and being too upset to go to work. Quote Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. Badder. Smarter. Wub Wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Ian Cashman Posted May 7, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted May 7, 2003 i only did it cos it had to be a good un... ive had far too much time off recently... stomach infection would not have been good enuff... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Evilhedfuk Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 I find saying you have SARS always does the trick, but when Government agents, the military and people in space suits turned up, they didn't see the funny side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 Neither did we edd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Evilhedfuk Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members pocket raver Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 how naughty r u!!! hahahahaha i went to college and work like a good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 Evilhedfuk said: I find saying you have SARS always does the trick, but when Government agents, the military and people in space suits turned up, they didn't see the funny side... pmsl Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 i've never bunked off a day of work in my life - bveen close to it on a number of occations. the only reason 4 this tho is cuz i'm [censored] @ telling lies so i know it would catch up on me Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members rachel Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 I've thought about making things up like someone has died but i just know that if i said that something terrible really would happen to them & i'd feel so guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted May 7, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 7, 2003 i've had so many mondays off work last year was getting a bit suspicious so I'm being a good boy this year...total b*stard when i really get ill with the flu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 8, 2003 /me is ill today. Don't need to lie to get the day off.... (But have done in the past, but that was years ago). Stupid tw@t went out last night without me key... Got back about 12ish, and could I wake anyone up? Could I fook... The dog was going mental, but my bro & mom & dad were dead to the world. Luckily the garage was open... A cold/flu-ey type thing is going around work anyway, and I was coming down with that. So spedning the night in a freezing [censored] garage with nowt on but a tshirt and jeans (I left my jacket at home as I was getting a taxi back!). Better be feckin better for the weekend! Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Agent_honey Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 8, 2003 modular1 said: i only did it cos it had to be a good un... ive had far too much time off recently... stomach infection would not have been good enuff... lol So come on tell what was good enough!! Planning on having 2mora off so could do with an excuse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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