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Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle

 

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

 

 

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A: A burglar

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

 

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?

A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

 

Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?

A: Big Mac and fries please

 

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What you looking at?

 

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?

A: The Bride

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Krazeh said:

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle

 

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

 

 

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A: A burglar

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

 

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?

A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

 

Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?

A: Big Mac and fries please

 

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What you looking at?

 

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?

A: The Bride

 

all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate anyway! good effort! pot kettle and black spring to mind!! disappointed.gif

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jon_m said:

all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate

 

 

 

think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot

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toxicdave said:

jon_m said:

all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate

 

 

 

think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot

 

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at least u fuckers lose somethin!!

 

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Krazeh said:

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bicycle

 

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

 

 

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?

A: A burglar

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?

A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

 

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?

A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut

 

Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?

A: Big Mac and fries please

 

Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?

A: What you looking at?

 

Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?

A: The Bride

 

 

 

 

ha de [censored] ha! what do you want, a gold medal for being a manc?

angryfire.gif go [censored] off! thefinger.gif

 

me ----> axe.gif

you ------> eek.gif

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