CTW Members Krazeh Posted May 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 12, 2003 Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ? A: The Bride Quote --------------------------------------- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! MSN - Krazeh@msn.com Email - krazylegs@krazeh.co.uk ICQ - 3229957 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 12, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted May 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 13, 2003 Krazeh said: Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ? A: The Bride all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate anyway! good effort! pot kettle and black spring to mind!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dave M Posted May 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 13, 2003 jon_m said: all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted May 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 13, 2003 toxicdave said: jon_m said: all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot at least u fuckers lose somethin!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members djiceman Posted May 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 14, 2003 Krazeh said: Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ? A: What you looking at? Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ? A: The Bride ha de [censored] ha! what do you want, a gold medal for being a manc? go [censored] off! me ----> you ------> Quote always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 14, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 14, 2003 lol quality Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted May 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 14, 2003 hahaha... I like the way all the scousers get tetchy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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