Zoo joke...

[Ginge]

Bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given

three tasks.

 

The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites

him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending

fish to death with a spade. Realising that his boss is not going to

be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish. He

hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions

will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage, and sure

enough it was devoured by the lions.

 

He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey

house.

 

He goes in and a couple of chimps start throwing coconuts at him.

Unamused he swipes at

the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. He's really worried

now, so what does

he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything, and

he hurls them into the lion's cage.

 

Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from

South American bees. He

starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees. Alarmed, he grabs

his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can, squashing them to

death. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he

knows what to do by now. He throws them into the lion's cage, because

lions eat anything.

 

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another

lion and says

"What's the food like in here?" The other lion says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait for it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Absolutely brilliant ! Today we had Fish 'n Chimps with Mushy

 

Bees"