Disclaimer: Not exactly 'PC' and not my own personal views ...

[James]

> How many men does it take to open a beer?

> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

> ----------------------------------------

> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will

> probably never be able to support you.

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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?

> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to

> stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

> ----------------------------------------

> How do you fix a woman's watch?

> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

> ----------------------------------------

> Why do men break wind more than women?

> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required

> pressure.

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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling

> at the front door, who do you let in first?

> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

> ----------------------------------------

> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

> A woman who won't do what she's told.

> --------------------------------------

> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was

> Always.

> ----------------------------------------

> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to

> interrupt her.

> ---------------------------------------

> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex

> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring,

> Suffering.

> ----------------------------------------

> Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the

> TV?"

> I said, "Dust!"

> ----------------------------------------

> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God

> created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then,

> neither God nor Man has rested.

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> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

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> A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo

> Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days."

> She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of

> Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

> Dad: That happens in every country, son.

> ----------------------------------------

> A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:

> Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They

> all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

> ----------------------------------------

> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to

> forget it once.

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> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the

> street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are

> beautiful

[Wub Wub]

I find those jokes highly distasteful, regardless of the disclaimer.

[stryker]

i get up half an hour earlier these days so i can hate my wife for longer.

 

sx

[DuDu]

Didn't read them all but I thought I'd add one:

 

What does wife stands for?

Washing

Ironing

[censored]

Ect

 

[TidyTraxGrant]

> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex

> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

 

LOL, good stuff man

[Claire DC]

Hahaha i gotta say i liked these

[Ross.Rocks]

> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the

> street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are

> beautiful

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!