Chat up lines?

[MItz]

Whats everyones best n worst chat up lines???

 

[MItz]

The one about how do ya like your eggs in the mornin is pretty bad!!!!

[Ross.Rocks]

Humm... I've never EVER used a line in my life and I dont intend to!!!

 

The egg one is pretty bad t.b.f!

What about...

"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I'll sure make ya bedrock!" - YUUUEEEK!

 

[stryker]

what can isay? eyes like two crystal pools waiting to be dived into, neck reminiscent of a swan, skin like porcelin, hair like silk, ruby red lips just waiting to be kissed.....ok that's enough about me, now let's talk about you.

 

pinnch me.....i'm real.

 

ouch! i've just bit my tongue. would you kiss it better for me?

 

"have you got a boyfriend?"

"yes"

"are you bored with him?"

"no"

"ok......if i come back in five minutes will you be bored with him then?"

 

not a chat up line, but usually gets a laugh.

 

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[MItz]

 

What about "Your father must have been a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!"

 

Response to that="[censored] OFF!"

[stryker]

"let's play the truth game, i ask you simple questions you give me honest answers."

 

"what's 2 + 2"

 

"what's 4 + 4 "

 

finish off with...

 

"if you find me devastatingly attractive just smile"

 

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[stryker]

the thing with most of these lines is that they must be original and the timing must be right. we all find humour attractive.

 

often it doesn't matter how cheesey the line is, if it is delivered properly then it will ellicit a favourable response.

 

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[MItz]

Very true!

 

Some guys can be too serious about it all....if you can make a gal laugh then you've got a LOT goin for ya

[matthew james]

"Spread 'em.... Daddies comin' home".

 

m.

[MItz]

quote:

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Originally posted by matthew:

"Spread 'em.... Daddies comin' home".

 

m.

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to the point!!!

[Ross.Rocks]

quote:

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Originally posted by stryker:

...it doesn't matter how cheesey the line is, if it is delivered properly then it will ellicit a favourable response.

 

sx

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I'd say almost every line is cheesy but thats the whole point really isnt it!?!?

 

Hehehe, chattin up/goin on 'da pull' is supposed to be a giggle aint it!!

 

[TidyTraxGrant]

Id never use a chat-up line and never have done !

They are [censored] and so cheesy they put wotsits to shame.

Asides that, they no doubt make you look a right cun* !

 

Face it, if your wantin to get into a birds knickers, the best way to go about it aint exactly to say -

 

"Hey, here's 10p, go phone home and tell em you won't be back in the morning"

 

[MItz]

You would need 20p nowadays!

[TidyTraxGrant]

you wouldnt even need that - mobiles !

shows how fuckin old and saggy chat up lines are.

 

[Tidy Girl]

Austin Powers chat up lines

 

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) let's get you out of those wet clothes.

3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8)I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

20) My name is ..., remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?