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Merry Christmas

 

 

 

 

 

Twas the night before Christmas,

and all through the hoose,

Everybody felt shitty,

even the moose.

 

Mums is the warehoose,

Dad's smokin' grass,

I just settled down,

with a nice piece of arse.

 

Then out in the lawn,

I heard such a clatter,

I sprung from my piece,

to see what was the matter.

 

Then out in the lawn,

I saw a big Dick,

I knew for a moment,

It must be St.Nick.

 

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,

I knew for a moment,

The fucker had fell.

 

He filled all our stockings with prezzies and beer,

and a big rubber dick for my brother,the queer.

 

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

the son of a bitch, blew the chimney apart!

 

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

so piss on you all and have a hell of a night.

 

 

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com  Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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