Hmm,it seems that whenever I turn my back on this board,and come back on there always seems to be a [censored] load of newbie's scuttiling about.

So,presuming I can get the heap of [censored] thats my car to nottingham next month,instead of going through the tired old routine of,where you from,whats your name bollox,I suggest you post three irrelevent facts about yourself on here.

Not only will this mean Im more likely to remember anything fascinating,it may also well provide me,(and probably creamy)with some serious piss taking material If I eventually get to meet you.

Ill start.

 

1) I can wiggle my ears

2) I can't stomach butter or margerine

3) Ive had malaria

 

Beuna vista.

1) I am the 31st person involved in the John Leslie scandal

 

2) I am a sex God!

 

3) And a Porn Star!

The pope is my old man !

 

I'm secretly a buddha !

 

My mate slashed out of a train door once, all over the railway line !

I've met Jimmy Savile

I've met Richard Whiteley

I've met Lionel Blair

 

All three are true.

 

1. First choice in music is hard house, but also love house and hard trance!!

 

2. im a dj

 

3. iv met lionel the vinyl

1) I am incapable of wearing anything but PVC

2) I too have met Richard Whitely

3) I once went on holiday to Cornwall

1) I am a cunt

2) I can't mix for [censored]

3) Yet I have my own radio show

Let me guess......are you......Boy George?

No wait wait wait, I've got it...

 

...

the judge

 

lmfao

Unfortunatley that hairy nippled fool that is creamyc seems to have answered this post first,and set a bad precedent,the knob.

Three things strike me

 

1) Only plonkers who I know have replied,not newbie's as requested.

2) one or two of you I suspect may possibly be telling porkies.

3)That this post is about to crawl off into a dark,dank corner and die a slow,painful death,wallowing in its own filthy effluence.

 

Arse!

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3)That this post is about to crawl off into a dark,dank corner and die a slow,painful death,wallowing in its own filthy effluence.

That happens to a lot of posts.

1) my name has less letters in it than the bible does

2) i can walk backwards as confidently as i can forwards

3) i sleep with the curtains shut

1. I have a friend who met a woman whose granny knitted the Clangers

 

2. I know the only station on the London Underground whose name contains none of the letters from the word 'mackeral'

 

3. I once jumped out a plane at 13,000ft

 

alasdair