This new, much coveted, title is currently held by Wub Wub, at 33, Creamy is in the runner up place with a mere 20, and Horror of Horror's Sarah is well down the field at 15.

 

Even Sarah herself has expressed shock and dismay at this appaling state of affairs, and so i think the time has come to launch, the 'Sarah PVC for most prolific poster' campaign.

 

Now people, these things don't orgainsise themselves!!. Sarah is far to busy concentraing on important 'Admin' stuff, organising meet ups, and promotions, to be able to spend the ridiculous amount of time needed to sustain a 33 posts per day of membership average like Wub.

So here's were the volunteers step in. During the hours that Sarah is asleep, or at the gym, one of her volunteers would log in 'as her'. Then start to post loads of short post random shite that serves no purpose other than to irritate the [censored] out of most people but crucially gets that average up where it should be in the 40's and 50's.

 

Content, quality and the ability to construct sentances are all irrelevant, any old rubbish will do, in fact the shorter the better.

 

Full details about when and how to apply will be published shortly. Watch this Space!!

 

*ahem* i do believe runner up spot was mine actually, dont go givin my glory away, not to a turd like creamy anyway

I am neither going to allow or trust anyone to login as me! Forums would go missing everywhere! And god knows what the content of posts would be

Claire

 

100 thousand humble apologies. I think the reason i didn't credit you with second place is that the majority of your posts are incisive, witty, on topic. Not the random bollocks that no's 1 and 3 in the list mainly post.

 

NB Now your Stud and Bitch farm recruitment is taking shape nicely, have you given any thought to premesis...I think u need a business manager (15%) as well as an agent. (10%) I shall contact some real estate brokers to see if a suitable medival type caste, with loads of fully equiped dungeons, bedrooms, and Sauna / massage areas is on the market.

 

 

Sarah

 

Well, I'm sure that James could come up with away for people to become your 'functional' login, without any of the admin rights. I mean 10 or 15 of us posting 'as you' would blow wub claire and creamy out of the water, and get you back your rightful title.

As to content, well that's another story. the whole point is quantity not quality...who cares what in the posts, surely it's the number of posts that counts, not what's actually in them, or else why are we bothering to keep score, have tables, change people titles after a certain number of posts, and generally obsesseing about how many posts people make!!

Do you want to be Claire DC's Bitch And Stud Manager?

Where do you get these statistics Ian?

What are mine? i'm just curious to see if i'm as SAD as the others?

I can answer that for u now if u like

 

Hehe, no its just ur usual way or workin out an average.... ie divide the number of posts by the number of days its been since you joined!!

 

Or somethin like that

Not so much worried bout what people may do with admin rights more what they may post whilst pretending to be me!

Claire

 

How about Claire DC's Bitch And Stud Farm Business Manager.

 

Cos Sarah's going to be the agent that helps test and recruit the bitches and stud's.

You'll be owning, disciplining and managing them on a daily basis.

I could do the comercial stuff, and day to day operational admin that you and Sarah won't have time for, what with all the auctions, ritual whippings, constant massages, road testing the new ones ect.

Dear Claire DC's Bitch And Stud Farm Business Manager,

 

As you are aware I hold the coveted position of Stud at this present moment in time. This position hold great responsibilities and as such I feel that I am inadequately remunerated for all the tasks that I am expected to perform. I am therefore looking for an increase in pay and also a rise in the standards and conditions in which I am expected to [censored]. If my terms and conditions do not rise sufficiently, to be in line with the current market, then I feel that I will have no option but to place my skills in the free market and move to the highest bidder. I am a Stud with a great amount of experience and also have a meticulous attention to detail. Given these skills, I am sure that you would find me hard to replace given the current economic and market conditions. I am sure that you will agree with my sentiments and action the necessary changes.

 

Yours Sincerely,

 

Dogz (Stud)

 

No no no, my dear!! U r a stud yes, but the basis on which u become a stud is clearly stated in the contract signed by both parties upon becoming a stud.... u r honoured to be a stud of min so therefore u will be pleased just for that fact, anythin else is a bonus, to be a bitch or a stud isnt to recieve payment but to enjoy the status it gives you!! Enjoy it, or i may have to find MYSELF reconsidering YOUR position within my hierichy!! I hope this clears up any confusion!!

 

Thank you!!

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i may have to find MYSELF reconsidering YOUR position within my hierichy

Great, so a promotion is on the cards is it !!!

No!!!!

Why ??? Do I not fullfill my duties in a competent manner ?