How Life should Be

[Claire DC]

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. Whats that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start [censored], you get a gold watch on your first day. You [censored] forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby. You go back. You spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap. Then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen

[Clubbing Si]

well that is a different way of looking at it - not such a bad 1 either. but does the gal orgasm too???? that really is the question!

[jaketherave]

& when do we get too young for sex?

[Clubbing Si]

we are never too young 4 sex

 

 

EVER!!!!!

[colin66]

and I thought it was 16 years of age

[Clubbing Si]

no dude no, uve missed 16 good years

[colin66]

[censored]! you're right

[MissyZ]

hehe

 

'Life's a dick, [censored] it when it gets hard'

[sugaratias]

sound advice indeed!

 

[Wub Wub]

Life is Peachey.