The old Cat toast question

[Wonky]

Cats always land on there feet and toast always lands butterside down.

So if you strapped a bit of buttered toast on a cats back and then chucked it out of the window what would land on the floor first??

[Claire DC]

depends which side of the toast was buttered

 

Also instead of droppin ur toast butter side down, why dont u just throw ur toast on the floor then butter it, or butter the floor and throw the toast on it??

[CreamyC]

Dunno but thats a great waste of a slice of toast!

[SarahPVC]

A waste of energy throwing a cat out the window also!

[Clubbing Si]

if u buttered both sides of the toast would it land on the side? also would the cat eat it b4 it landed thus fuckin up the experiment???

[Dogz]

Cats don't tend to like toast, but if it had tunna spread on it then its would be a different matter entirely

[Claire DC]

my cat likes toast, and pizza, she'll eat anythin

[Clubbing Si]

my friend emma has a cat and it eats cottage cheese and sunflower seeds - how random is that!!! it hates fish - im sure its another creature in disguise - maybe with a cat hat on or something??

[oddball]

if you keep a cat in the dark and feed it honey for 3 months constantly, then light its tail, it will burn like wick for 3 days and 3 nights

 

its more cost effective than a desk lamp i find, certainally one that uses a 60W bulb

[jaketherave]

Is it true they use cats in chines takeaway?

 

I always thought it was a lot of trouble for a little meat.

[Claire DC]

hahaha

[Clubbing Si]

that is fuckin minging man, actually though u can put a cat thru a car wash (one of those really fuzzy ones) and it can come out without the ability to miow anymore - dunno y -

 

reminds me of a funny story though - this cat i know - its mother unfortunately died whilst it was very young and it didnt learn to miow properly so now it just goes meeeeeeee

[Claire DC]

i dont think they learn how to miaow!!

[MissyZ]

yeah, that would be like a baby 'learning' to cry...

 

and how about 'cat toast' as opposed to Chinese 'prawn toasts'?

 

 

eww...

(or shouls I say 'Mew..)

[Wub Wub]

The cat gets about two inches off the ground, and then spins round and round, floating perfectly in mid air.