Improvisation

[Clubbing Si]

he doesnt want [censored] floating around in the bath with him

[SAVAGE]

he could just dip his arse in!

[oddball]

use the kitchen sink

 

sit on the edge... arse half in... tap positioned so the water runs down your arse crack...

 

[Claire DC]

u gotta wash ur posts int here, = contact (be it remote) with food = MING

[Claire DC]

Use an old dishcloth and throw it out

[Agent]

My cat

[Clubbing Si]

how bout ure hand or even the carpet!

 

this is getting rough lol

[LiquidEyes]

Joking aside, that's what they do in some countries (wiping their arse with their hand!!)

Hence they always use the OTHER hand to eat with.

[LiquidEyes]

Maybe this is what Tom was asking originally, but:

What if you run out of loo roll in a public toilet?

 

I once remember desperately searching through my wallet for something to wipe my arse on. I managed to find a couple of receipts and bank statements so they had to do! Nice

[SAVAGE]

I always carry a pack of 12 tissues around with me, incase such a problem would arise!

[LiquidEyes]

Not sure if 12 tissues is enough for a bloke! It usually takes about 5 tissues just to clean the seat in a public toilet, before you even dare to sit on it!

[SAVAGE]

hover over it, lol

[Clubbing Si]

effort lol

[TomD]

Solution found:

 

Old edition of the local Student newspaper. Quality journalism.

 

...

 

Only problem is that newspaper doesn't flush.

 

...

 

MING

 

 

Cheers for the suggestions tho

 

oh and if I run out in a club then it's down to sitting in the correct way and hoping for an "ace". I shall leave you to figure out what that is.

 

[SAVAGE]

Di I get a prize for suggesting the chosen option?