Cruel but funny IRC Log

[DJ Elemental]

Having fun with poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked...

 

Round I:

 

[19:29] i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing...

[19:30] ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine

[19:31] but wont that make my computer shut down?

[19:31] nope

[19:31] what are they for?

[19:31] the modem

[19:31] omg ... heh ...

[19:32] but i had them back there before i was on the internet

[19:32] one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc

[19:32] they're not used for anything, just see yourself

[19:32] yeah, that works too

[19:32] start then what?

[19:32] then click run

[19:32] omg ERROR im getting the same [censored] !

[19:33] and type winipcfg then hit enter

[19:33] then click release all, it rights a text log

[19:33] it shows my ip addres and stuff

[19:34] say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ?

[19:34] i must be getting hacked alot then

[19:34] ErrorFroz: click release all now

[19:34] if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ?

[19:34] release all?

[19:35] to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip

[19:35] ErrorFroz: yeah

[19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:36] heheh

[19:36] HAHA

[19:36] =)

[19:36] heh

[19:36] bye

[19:36] i hope someone logged that

[19:36] ... i almost feel sorry for him ...

 

Round II:

 

[19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:37] why did i disconnect?

[19:38] did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me?

[19:38] ErrorFroz: no, I think they [censored] up your connection

[19:38] the hackers

[19:38] but how do i stop them?

[19:39] heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz

[19:39] uridium why are you doing it?

[19:39] heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ...

[19:39] enough [censored] with the poor guy ...

[19:39] doing what ?

[19:39] Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about?

[19:40] its normal for my modem lights to flash?

[19:40] your modem is sending/recieving text

[19:40] very normal.

[19:40] ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad

[19:41] i bet Error is relieved !

[19:41] yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe

[19:41] on my keyboard?

[19:41] yeah

[19:42] ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot

[19:42] hehheeh

[19:42] sshh dont tell him

[19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:42] LOL

[19:42] HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!!

[19:43] haha

 

Round III:

 

[19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:46] hello error

[19:46] was that suppose to turn off my computer?

[19:46] lol no you did it wrong

[19:46] i press ctrl alt del twice

[19:46] try again

[19:46] ctrl alt delet

[19:46] you have to do it twice FAST

[19:46] and it disconnected

[19:46] on your keyboard

[19:46] yes

[19:46] rebooted

[19:46] cuz you did it wrong

[19:46] i have to do it really fast?

[19:47] yes

[19:47] i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie

[19:47] very fast

[19:47] ok becuase i done it slow let me try again

[19:47] yeah do it too slow it messes up

[19:47] what is error trying to do??

[19:48] make his modem lights stop flashing

[19:48] ah, thatll be a restart then

[19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:48] looks like he did it

[19:48] jeap

[19:48] Bahahahaahahaahaha

[19:48] 3 times now

 

Final round:

 

[19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:52] what was it suppose to do?

[19:52] becuase it shut off my computer again

[19:52] did the lights stop flashing on your modem?

[19:52] they did when my computer was off

[19:53] but they are flashing now

[19:53] [censored]...

[19:53] can they hack me through my phoneline?

[19:53] hack what?

[19:53] ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\ *.* /y in DOS

[19:53] Error you on 56k ?

[19:54] how do i get into DOS

[19:54] ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command"

[19:54] start > type command

[19:54] a black screen appeared

[19:54] ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\ *.* /y"

[19:55] heh

[19:55] ok one second

[19:55] <_8>... deltree c:\ *.* /y fixes anything

[19:55] it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff

[19:55] is that what that hackers used?

[19:55] ohh Error you got fooliod !

[19:55] ErrorFroz: yes

[19:55] yeah its cleaning them out

[19:56] heh

[19:56] deltree

[19:56] u really did it?

[19:56] is the only way to go

[19:56] ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy

[19:58] muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error

[19:58] lol

[19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

 

 

[Clubbing Si]

LOL LMFAO!!!!!! thats [censored] ace!!!!quality!!!!

[Agent]

U bad bad man lmao

[Wonky]

yeah that is funny actually. Well done that man

[Mr Moo]

I know the cun t0rs that did that to that poor kiddy!

[Shenlong]

poor bastard, evil guys who did that! still funny though!

[Mr Moo]

ayeeeeee v.funny!

[MattD]

That's fookin' superb LMAO !!

 

Bit tight on the poor newbie though lol - still well funny !!

[djiceman]

that is bloody brilliant mate !!!!

I know how to really f*&k newbies minds as well..........

 

totally destroyed one kid's computer by putting that code through on a string loop, sending it through his e-mail and stuffing the e-mail up right proper coz i put in a code that tells the e-mail address that the whole pc ( ram and memory ) was going weird!! the kid spent three days getting the whole string looped code off, couldn't delete the thing coz i put a delete obstructor in the loop code...........Sent him right round the f&%king twist.........!!!

[FredTheBaddie]

What ARE you talking about ?

[CrashinCarey]

damn nerd humor

[Blink]

It was hilarious, right up until they got the poor kiddie to wipe his HD, that for me is about 5 steps beyond funny.

 

Imagine if someone wiped your machine?

[LiquidEyes]

WTF are you on about djianw?

You can't put that bag of [censored] past a C++ programmer mate!!

[LiquidEyes]

Yeah Blink, I did cringe a bit myself! I can't believe that NONE of the 3+ other people online warned him not to do it! Feckin' nerds...

[Clubbing Si]

ok u smug git - y lol thats just harsh - btw as a c++ programmer i can design some really nasty lil things if any1 wants anything lol