Naughty Nun

[ChrisT]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you have been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job"

She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that. No.1 you have to be single, and No.2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm a Catholic too ."

The nun says, "Okay, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess,I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party. "