chat-up-lines

[SarahPVC]

[MrFart]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

 

like it, will use it tonight

 

[Geordie Becky]

 

Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines -

 

Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

 

Man - Is this seat empty?

Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet,we've only just met!!!

 

Man - Your place or mine?

Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,I don't give a [censored] where you go.

 

Man - So, what do you do for a living?

Woman - I'm a female impersonator.

Man - That explains the moustache then!

 

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman - Unfertilised.

Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.

 

Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman - But would you stay there?

Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

 

and this is the best...........

 

Man - You're pretty

Woman - Piss off.

Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch

 

 

They are wkd!

[Steph1562626761]

I heard my friend have this said to them a while back and thought it was classic!

 

"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?"

 

My friend replied... " Nah, just keep walkin"

 

pmsl!

[Bungle]

Man - can i buy you a drink? Have a wormdo.

waman - Whats a wormdo?

Man - it wriggles along the ground.

 

Noit exactly a chat up line, but its that [censored] its funny. Or at least I think it is.

 

[Steph1562626761]

Man - can i buy you a drink? Have a wormdo.

waman - Whats a wormdo?

Man - it wriggles along the ground.

 

Noit exactly a chat up line, but its that [censored] its funny. Or at least I think it is.

 

 

[Bushy]

'Whats the difference between a burger and a blow job?'

 

'I dont know'

 

'Great lets go for dinner'

[KinkyDinky]

Best chat up line...?

 

Your teeth are like stars... they come out at night!

Your eyes remind me of the sea... they make me sick!

 

 

Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking."

 

...sad thing is, it worked!

[sentialSteve]

 

 

Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking."

 

...sad thing is, it worked!

 

Really? my MSN addy is satnitesteve@aol.com ........

[jon_m]

Do you wanna [censored]?

no!

Well do you mind lying down so i can have one then?

 

or better still -

point at girl, beckon her over with finger then when she walks over to you say if i can make you come with my finger think what i could do with my dick!!

[Dazzler]

i can make you a model

 

hhahahahha

[NeoN]

I noticed you noticing me so i thaught i would give you notice that i have noticed you as well

 

[Mr Moo]

 

 

Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking."

 

...sad thing is, it worked!

 

Really? my MSN addy is satnitesteve@aol.com ........

 

[djiceman]

 

 

 

Man - You're pretty

Woman - Piss off.

Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch

 

 

 

 

[ellekay]

or better still -

point at girl, beckon her over with finger then when she walks over to you say if i can make you come with my finger think what i could do with my dick!!

 

I like that one!

 

I know its old but....

 

Your top looks nice, look even better on my bedroom floor Now theres 20p go phone your my tell her you wont be home 2nite