Although one of my friends decided to dive in the shallow end whilst having a 'special' moment & broke his nose & had to have an operation on it!

 

Did he not see the sign "Shallow end" or did he do it for fun?

 

lol.

Read the above bit about the 'special' moment! He probably couldnt even see let alone read!

Woops!

 

I spose that'l teach him next time.

 

I certainly dont think there will be a next time! At least we can laugh about it now!

Ill wear a bikini if we get pissed!!!

 

Anyone else with me?

I certainly dont think there will be a next time! At least we can laugh about it now!

 

Lets just hope he doesnt have a "special moment"

 

Claire i did not make that up! its in the DICKitionairy!

 

And girls, don't be afriad to wear bikini's, the weather will be really nice...i PROMISE u!

 

 

I didnt think names were in the DICKtionary - in fact theyre not cos ur not allowed them on countdown!!

Are you going Claire ?

U still not coming Creamy?

Non-comprende.

 

Nil pois.

 

Negative.

WHAT?!!! KEVIN!! YOU ARE NOT COMING?!!!

 

[censored] why? what am i going to do now? i dont want to go any more, the more i think about those cold damp chalets, and the more than probable [censored] holes we are staying in, the more i want to stay at home and camp in my garden.

no no no no! ur saying nasties! stop it!

it's gonna chuck it down but who cares?

 

 

me! and its not, its gonna shine like its never erm....shun before! creating a mass of skimpy clothed females and pissed up ravers lying on the grass.

 

Dont worry Andy mate, if it rains all the girls should wear no underwear and white t-shirts and walk around in the rain while we all get smashed watchin thru the windows!