FAO SG (DJ Wannabe)

[CreamyC]

I am gutted to the gut that I wont be seeing you this weekend. I so badly wanted to meet you and kick your arse to smithereens. Not long to go now before I'll be out and sorting your ugly mug out.

 

Its a matter of weeks now.

[Wub Wub]

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

[CreamyC]

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

 

Seriously ?

[Maria]

To be honest, Im pretty much gutted you aint going aswell. U shouldnt have joked about sayihng u were going. U got me hopes up. If I win the lottery tonight, u will be coming to tidy weekender. But the chances of me winning are pretty much close to Nil.

 

Never mind. I spose i can keep the baseball bat here and save it for rearanging yr fat cunt of a mug another day.

 

Bless you. ( )

[Wub Wub]

Creamy, you want my Tidy Weekender ticket? £40 to you my son.

 

Seriously ?

 

Yeah. To be honest, I'd rather spend time with the missus, and I'm a bit strapped for cash as it is.

[Maria]

[censored] off wub u are coming to tw.

[CreamyC]

To be honest, Im pretty much gutted you aint going aswell. U shouldnt have joked about sayihng u were going. U got me hopes up. If I win the lottery tonight, u will be coming to tidy weekender. But the chances of me winning are pretty much close to Nil.

 

Never mind. I spose i can keep the baseball bat here and save it for rearanging yr fat cunt of a mug another day.

 

Bless you. ( )

 

Trust me, its gonna be nasty. I wouldn't get gobby.

 

The fact is, you've been getting away with too much.

 

And very soon I'll be back to make you pay.

 

I have the Creamy Army out in full force at the Tidy Weekender. You wont be alone.

[Maria]

 

 

 

 

The fact is, you've been getting away with too much.

 

 

I.e?

[Wub Wub]

I'll take that as a no then Creamy?

 

 

Fair enough, Tidy here I come......

[Maria]

[CreamyC]

I'll take that as a no then Creamy?

 

 

Fair enough, Tidy here I come......

 

I will buy it.

[Wub Wub]

Too late, you had your chance. Someone else has taken it whilst you were dilly dallying.

[CreamyC]

Well then how you still going blub blub?

[Wub Wub]

cos she offered me £50, which was more than I offered it to you for. So that made me change my mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, I am going and was just having a laugh. Such a jester that I am.

[CreamyC]

Hold on.

 

I may of pissed myself.