Joke of the Day!

[Carl Nicholson]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

 

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my

operating table, because when you open them up, everything

inside is numbered,"

 

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.

Everything inside them is color-coded,"

 

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction

workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

 

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all

up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate

on. There have no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

[Tony P]

ha ha fantastic carl my son fantastic

[Carl Nicholson]

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ha ha fantastic carl my son fantastic

[CreamyC]

Makes a refreshing change from the Boner jokes.

[LittleMissLoud]

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Makes a refreshing change from the Boner jokes.

 

AGREED!

[Claire DC]

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

 

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my

operating table, because when you open them up, everything

inside is numbered,"

 

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.

Everything inside them is color-coded,"

 

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction

workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

 

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all

up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate

on. There have no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

 

nice 1 carl