> Hard Boiled

> ------------------------------------------------

> Two eggs had just been married and were on

> their honeymoon. While they were sitting on

> the bed making out, the female egg pushed the

> male egg away and said, "I just have to go to

> the washroom. Be back in a minute." Five minutes

> later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out

> in a slinky egglige, running her hands up and

> down her smooth, oval body. Instantly, the

> male egg slapped his hands on the top of his

> head, covering it completely. The female egg

> looked at him and asked what he was doing.

> He replied, "The last time I was this hard,

> someone hit me on the head with a spoon."

 

 

I know...

 

..it's [censored]!

Made me giggle

Sorry i should have titled it...

 

Eggstremely funny yoke!

 

LMAO hahaha