Top ten things Men understand about Women.

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jonm said:

Iv heard this as:

1. They have tits

 

2. They nag about anything

 

3. They spend too much money

 

4. No matter when they start to get ready they will be an hour late

 

5. They can't read maps

 

6.

 

7.

 

8.

 

9.

 

10. They have a cunt too

[Dave M]

 

 

wot we understand about women

 

 

1. They have tits

 

2. They nag about anything

 

3. They spend too much money

 

4. No matter when they start to get ready they will be an hour late

 

5. They can't read maps

 

6. They can't park cars

 

7. Only they know how the washing machine works

 

8.

 

9.

 

10. They have a cunt too

 

 

[dannyoldham]

 

wot we understand about women

 

 

1. They have tits

 

2. They nag about anything

 

3. They spend too much money

 

4. No matter when they start to get ready they will be an hour late

 

5. They can't read maps

 

6. They can't park cars

 

7. Only they know how the washing machine works

 

8. They know how to abuse men

 

9.

 

10. They have a cunt too

 

 

 

 

[Mr Moo]

wot we understand about women

 

 

1. They have tits

 

2. They nag about anything

 

3. They spend too much money

 

4. No matter when they start to get ready they will be an hour late

 

5. They can't read maps

 

6. They can't park cars

 

7. Only they know how the washing machine works

 

8. They know how to abuse men

 

9. They all masterbate but dont admit to it (sum dont anyway!)

 

10. They have a cunt too

 

[Claire DC]

I wank and am not ashamed to say so!! So its not somethin u understand is it

[Mr Moo]

Mr_Moo said:

(sum dont anyway!)[/b]

 

 

ie. YOU!

[Claire DC]

yeah but it means u dont understand it, not for sure anyway!!

[Mr Moo]

Bollox!

 

HAHAHA

 

Ask Misty_Walker!

[Claire DC]

Thats ONE girl!! Not all women like the post says hahaha Mr i Know it all MOO!!

[Mr Moo]

OK.... urm.... Ill stop there!

 

Ill look like a right dick if i start posting mobile numbers and stuff hahahahahaha!!

 

 

Are u as bored as me Claire?

[Claire DC]

Ill look like a right dick if i start posting mobile numbers and stuff hahahahahaha!!

 

LMAO, u dont need to post mobile numbers to look like that

 

Are u as bored as me Claire?

 

Nope

 

Actually the night is dying down but have a few chats on the go and have sorted somethin really good tonight too!!

[Mr Moo]

Claire DC said:

Actually the night is dying down but have a few chats on the go and have sorted somethin really good tonight too!!

 

Sam ere.... bt i not gort nuffin speshial pland art!

 

wos so spcikle thn clire?

[Claire DC]

i think ur drunk!! And ill tell u on msn!!