TomD

[Maria]

Oi mush, fack owf!

 

haha

 

u abusing the college computers?

 

 

[TomD]

haha quality song

 

HOWEVER

 

i didn't actually make it into uni today. after i got off msn i went for a turd and that made me late for the bus.

 

so at least now i know what my priorities are next time. university, followed by internal haemorrage.

 

mr moo's todger wafts in the breeze.

[Maria]

TomD said:

 

i didn't actually make it into uni today. after i got off msn i went for a turd and that made me late for the bus.

 

 

LMAO!

 

Looks like sum1 may get thw BOOT!

 

U took my advise didnt you?

 

See, im great for offering the correct advise.

 

[TomD]

what advice? i honestly can't remember.

 

was it about going for turds?

[Maria]

nah - u said earier that u had 7 minutes to leave for uni and i said for a laugh take the day off.

 

ya know!

[TomD]

yyeeeeeah.... it was a combination of the turd plus i'd just had peanut butter on toast which smells bad and even though i do computer science and so probably nobody'd notice, i thought i'd better try and get rid of the smell anyway with mouth wash.

 

so ultimately it was personal hygiene that led to my failure in higher education. i don't think many people can claim that.

[Maria]

howw nuce.

 

Im off to lunch.

 

enuf of the turd talk.

[TomD]

i'm off to the pub

BYE

[Maria]

Lunch is delayed.

 

Collegue unrealiable.

 

Have a nice time at the pub.

 

YEH BYE