Bangkok bar girls

[Claire DC]

Ok here is a write up of what i was tryin to tell the girlies

 

Courtesy of company again hehe

 

Whats the problem You may have heard of kegel excersises - those muscle - clenching moments which tighten your vagina to a springy little coil and which alledgedly lead to great sex. Most of us, however have no idea where they are and if we do we have no idea what to do with them. Which is a shame, because getting them working can turn you into the kind of girl who could shoot ping-pong balls across bars, if you like that sort of thing.

 

How to get there The PC muscles are located by squeezing the way you would if you were trying to halt a wee mid-flow. If you squeeze and release 20 times a day, within a fortnight you should feel a difference - or if you cant, he will. Your vagina will be tighter, which means better friction during sex. Now the really clever trick is to hold his penis erect inside you, using only your PC muscles. Hold every squeeze for a couple of seconds, so you both really feel it, and tell him he's not allowed to move. This will feel exquisite to him, and pretty exciting to you. You can alternate little "fluttering" squeezes, with big ones, as if you're drawing him deeper inside you. If you get really good at this, and can do it fast, you should be able to make him come simply with the power of your muscles which is a deeply satsisfying, if slightly exhausting experience.

 

There ya gp fpr all the girlies who wana shoot ping pongs outa their fairy....or as my "ex" said last night could make u into one of them tennis practice machines tho ud probably get friction burns from tennis balls and have to be VERY wide to fit em in lmao!!

[Claire DC]

Hahaha i know...u know who said it too lol *shhhhhhhh*

[rainbowgurl]

tennis practice machine omg lmao

[Ross.Rocks]

GWAN! - I gotta find a girly that knows this!!

[Claire DC]

THIS IS THE POST I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN WUB WUBS POST ABOUT BEIN LOOSE SHALL WE SAY!!

[Wub Wub]

Ping Pong balls does sound fun......

 

 

.......you just searched all the way back for this post, didn't you?

[HelenTheNurse]

i know what ur talking about!!

 

[rachel]

R you saying you can do this Helen?

[Claire DC]

I did, arent i good tothe population of clubtheworld

[big_ee69]

ref to my post on wubs tight c*nts thread!!

[Dogz]

getting them working can turn you into the kind of girl who could shoot ping-pong balls across bars

Kinda like in Phoniex Nights ..... Got to say it would be a great skill to have !!!

[Wub Wub]

Come and get your black bin bags

[Flakey Dove]

Ping pong balls are overrated.

 

Now I may have,er,stumbled across shows like this when Ive been in Bangkok,its an easy mistake.

Anyway,particularly impressive is the dart show.This is where said lady projects a mini dart in the direction of some balloons hanging off the ceiling,and Ive gotta say,top marks for accuracy!

 

Maybe you should practice this at home claire,it'll go down a storm at any christmas parties you go to.

[Claire DC]

Who's to say i havent already

 

[neurotic]

at most desperate times when ive been waiting for hours for my ex to come *yawn* i'd try to make him shoot by clenching my muscles inside and it worked a treat