ctw 'the masons'

[Flakey Dove]

Ill get straight to the point.

 

Seeing as were all a cosy,little,self compassaing gang of peeps,then I wonder just how useful you lot may be.

I ask this just as my exhaust pipe has collapsed off the crock of [censored] I call my car.

Now,contemplating the impeding laughter and inflalated bill Im surely going presented for sorting this fucker out,it got me thinking.

 

HOW USEFUL ARE YOU?

 

So,is there any special skills you posess that may be of potential to any of us sorry lot?Mechanics,computer skills,astrology or needlework,it dos,nt matter.[censored] it,we'd all like to think that were a accomodating lot,so prove it.

The best I can offer is cheap and nasty plastering works.It may crumble and collapse after 5 minutes,but hey,Im cheap!

So,C'mom,put your money were your pills are,and maybe save us a few bob.

regards

FD

 

PS bullshitters need not apply.

[TomD]

I can't do anything, and that is what I offer.

 

But I'm a student so don't expect it any time soon.

 

 

[TidyTraxGrant]

Technical CAD Drawings is all i have to offer ... any takers ?

 

[FredTheBaddie]

Just compter stuff, C, C++, Java, RDBMS, HTML, Javascript, web technologies, pretty much anything web or programming related .

[James]

C, C++, RDBMS (DB2, Sybase, Oracle), HTML, Javascript, Perl (CGI/DBI/DBD), Python, XML ...

[Tony P]

I make false teeth!

so if you wanna treat your oldies to some new nashers, let me know.

 

[Sophie]

uhhhhh....

 

 

i think i am only usefull for one thing.... and thats moaning!!!!!!

 

yep i moan!!! and i love it!!!!!!

 

[James]

Tony - where are based - not been to a Dentist for ages and should really see one !

[Tony P]

Kings cross mate, but i [censored] in a lab doing the technical [censored] and couldn't arrange for you to see a dentist anyway, and if i did you would have to pay full wack. SORRY MATE!!!!

[Nick G]

Ok, here goes. I'm and electrician by trade, but as well as electrics I also do;

Structured cabling for computer networks (Krone, SystemWise5, and ITT approved installer),

Fibre optics,

CCTV,

Access control (door entry),

Intruder and fire alarms,

Audio/Visual systems for home and office,

Studio set - ups and Club installs as and when they come up.

Also dabble with CAD so that i can update record drawings for [censored], but am by no means 'the bollox' on it, so i'll leave that to Grant!

Can also offer studio mastering on any of your tunes too through our (myself and Equinox) production company, Scientific Urban Productions.

I'm pretty much a 'hands on' person and can turn my hand to most things ... except plastering !! (don't ask!!)

So if you need any of the above services, email or call me for some very competitive prices

 

[big_ee69]

moi

 

Trained chef & wannabe Fitness Guru.

 

But I buy tings 4 a living, so pretty good negotiator.

 

Modest and unassuming regarding my abilities, that's what holds me back, i guess.

 

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[Dogz]

I'm an accountant for my sins, but now I [censored] in IT doing Technical stuff with top tier ERP products (mainly PeopleSoft).

[FredTheBaddie]

Oh yeah, forgot. Used to be a fitness instructor a few years ago too ...

[Bunnykins]

I sell 2nd hand designer kiddies clothes n books on market stall !! so if anyone 's got any kids??!!! Do get extremely good 2nd hand gear 4 myself tho and save a packet!

 

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

free sex?

 

i cant do anything,maybe write you a play but thats about it! i make a good cake though!!