Superbly funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Power Slough]

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to

[censored] and hearing this.

Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM

morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game

where they award winners great prizes. The game is

called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at [censored] and

ask if they are married or seriously involved with

someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or

she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal

questions.

 

The person is also asked to divulge the name of

their partner (with phone number) for

verification.

If their partner answers those same three

questions correctly, they both win the prize.

 

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees

with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing

I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went

down:

 

 

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever

heard of 'Mate Match'?"

 

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

 

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a

trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your

name?

First only please."

 

Contestant: "Brian."

 

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

 

Brian: "Yes."

 

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're

what?"

 

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

 

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?

First only please."

 

Brian: "Sara."

 

DJ: "Is Sara at [censored], Brian?"

 

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at [censored]?"

 

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at [censored]."

 

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last

time you had sex?"

 

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

 

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

 

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

 

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

 

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one

would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at

stake."

 

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

 

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have

sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

 

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

 

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

 

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her

mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

 

DJ: "Uh huh..."

 

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the

shower

at the time."

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

 

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than

the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay

folks,

I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's [censored]

number and call her up. You listen to this."

 

3 minutes of commercials follow.

 

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"

 

(touch tones.....ringing....)

 

Clerk: "Kinkos."

 

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

 

Clerk: "This is she."

 

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live

on the air right now and I've been talking with

Brian for a couple of hours now."

 

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

 

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with

us.

Brian knows not to give any answers away or

you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of

'Mate Match'?"

 

Sarah: "No."

 

DJ: "Good!"

 

Brian: (laughing)

 

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you

up to?"

 

Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions

honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

 

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3

questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's

answers, then the both of you will be off to

Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World.

Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole

deal.

Get it Sarah?"

 

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

 

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before

Brian went to [censored]."

 

DJ: "What time?"

 

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

 

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

 

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

 

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is

trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last

question, Sarah. You are one question away from a

trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

 

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

 

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

 

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them

that, did you?"

 

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

 

 

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

 

Sarah: "Well..."

 

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

 

Sarah: "Up the arse....."

 

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need

to take a station break"

[neet]

[Shenlong]

[MissyZ]

I'm assuming that they gave them the holiday anyway?

 

[Groovster]

LOL