ClubtheWorld Swingers Party

[Wub Wub]

Basically, all the single peeps off the board get together round someones house.

 

They all get battered, whack on a mix CD, then hump each other like crazy. You must swap partners every ten minutes - that way no-one will hog ClaireDC.

 

Hopefully, the chemicals will keep it going for longer, and people can try and come at the time the songs go into breakdowns.

[Kazmataz]

do you have to be single to go to this party??

[Wub Wub]

No Kaz, special exception is made for you.

[James]

yep - i'm up - but what if it all ends up being single blokes?!!!!!

[Saffy]

I'll supply the oranges for half time shall I?

Oh and can I have the rights to the video?

[Dogz]

Then we will just have to get some nice friendly young ladies off the street to come and join in our fun !!!

[Wub Wub]

but what if it ends up being all single blokes?

 

That would be a bit of a pain in the arse, but half the women on here are desperate as f^ck anyway.

 

Oh and can I have the rights to the video?

 

Unfortunately, I am already licensed to film all CTW events.

[Saffy]

Hmmm .. Not so sure about that wub_wub ... after all, you'll probably be joining in ..whereas I, as I'm an old git, will be providing vocal support from the other room ..

 

As in .. " Come on you lot hurry up ! "

[Wub Wub]

'Fraid not, there's only one person off this site I'd even think of shagging, and they won't be at the party.

 

James promised that I could video all CTW events after Tidy Weekender. You can provide commentary though.

[Saffy]

OK ta .. I'll do that bit ..

[Claire DC]

Why would they hog me

 

[CreamyC]

There will be an alternative and it will blow your socks off!

 

Just wait and see!

[Belle]

Wubs....are you not dating someone from the board or did I miss out on that bit of info?

 

Speaking of swingers....my bf, another couple and I found ourselves at a swingers club late one night ....got trashed on a Thursday and afterhours aren't open after 3am once school gets back in....

 

Let's just say thank god it was a quiet night and we didn't walk into the 'Bedroom' with several couples going at it !! I'm sure I'd of run out!!

 

In any case, that night I got a little taste of what that whole thing would be like.............and I think someone should appoint a CTW screener for undesirables that wouldn't mind taking part/watching etc.

 

Creamy seems to be very opinionated when it comes to these issues !!

[Claire DC]

he said theres only one person he would consider shaggin hun, hence that bein Elly, well thats what we hope anyway

[SarahPVC]

Can we have our resident Djs playing on the decks at same time? May as well let them have a double use!