NOW RECRUITING

[oddball]

hmmm i like a risk creamy, yeah i'll apply claire

 

*gulp*

 

[Claire DC]

hehe bitch or stud??

 

tresh is bein my mule haha!!

[oddball]

hmmm what does a bitch/stud do exactly?!

 

its not owt kinky is it?!

[Claire DC]

hehe of course not!!

[Dogz]

Beware .... read the small print first !! You can't be too carefull in this game !!

[oddball]

damn i've just slipped into all my naughty leather gimpwear

bugger

[jaketherave]

Claire,

 

ow about this for a variation on the same theme if you fancy a holiday from your bithes/ studs.

 

Come over to Jersey,

 

Take over the onsuite b/room.

 

Be served champagne breakfast every morning.

 

Unlimited budget for wicked clothes.

 

In return:

You use & abuse Shelley and me in any way u like 4 the duration of ur stay.

 

Just a thought......................

[Claire DC]

who's shelly

 

[jaketherave]

my gorgeous misus!!!

 

Who's out on the p*ss

 

I keep tellin her to join the forum cos she loves smut &

1 or 2 other things I should not mention.

 

I will get her on here b4 i go to @ f*cking [censored] tomorrow.

 

Shes about a million years younger than me, and the coolest person I have ever met.

 

I can't say exxcept u Claire as I have never met u unfortunately!!

[Claire DC]

ahhh right!!

 

Yeah, u should get her on here!! The more the merrier!!

[jaketherave]

Im a bit concerned she might "lower the tone".

 

Is that possible???

 

U might all be interested in what her nurse specialism is, but I will leave her to explain. I c many a fun topic on this 1!!!!

 

 

 

 

[Claire DC]

how can the tone be lowered with somethin thats already in the gutter?

[jaketherave]

I will find 2 suitable pics for avartar thingies so u can make ur decision on leaving your bitches for a couple of weeks to be treated like the Queen Of Smut iover here n Jersey.

[Claire DC]

LOL ok

[Agent]

I make mirkins.

Would you like a mirkin?

I also Make facial mirkins from the finest camel hair, any colour, any size.

I also shave my pubes and sell them to highest bidders on ebay, mmmm smooth.

 

Im no punk bitch