Good choice

 

I'm tired ... nite peeps!

nite colin!! xXx

hehe, wish i had some beer or somethin!!

 

oh well ill just listen to the sound of kittens screamin and climbing up cardboard

This has been another bizare 15 mins.

 

Phone rungs, it's one of my mates wifes from UK, wanting Shelley. Well there is no wat I woud try and wake her.

 

Domestic argument out of control

So I hav justed listened and reasured her that everting would be alright by morn

eek, things ok now tho?

 

i think things always seem worse when theyre goin on!!

 

i dont think u could wake shelly if u tried if she deep in a drunken sleep lol!!

Seem OK, her hubby went down to a pals house to do soom hovering!!

 

 

hoovering of the good kind?

Lettuce!!

 

Whay do u need to diet anyhows?

im not as slim as i wana be, im not about to start goin on about bein sooo fat but im not as slim as i wana be so im kinda dieting and also doin more excersise too!!

surely I am not the last up. NE OUT THERE, HELLO

im still here.......... eatin sweetcorn now lol

Wow, u have stamina, what is a lurvely girl like you doin in a place like this on a Saturday nite????

 

 

LOL, i do have stamina!! Am just loitering (with intent??) bored, contemplating goin to bed but never actually makin a decision!!

I c

 

How exaclty did u get the title of "Queen Of Smut!?

 

 

haha i thought was only right seein as i made James put the smut forum on and seein as i am quite literally the queen of smut so hence bein given the title!!