Terrible joke!

Posted March 21, 200321 yr

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Where some Saddam Hussain keep his CD's?

In Iraq!

(Sorry)

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March 21, 200321 yr

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*starts throwing the rotten tomatoes.......*

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

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March 21, 200321 yr

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Tony?

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March 24, 200321 yr

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Tony ?

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

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March 25, 200321 yr

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He means "tony?" as in "tony is that u?" cos his joke resembles a Tony one!!

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
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March 25, 200321 yr

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I know - I was trying to refrain from 'coming out' as an admirer of Tony's jokes, but I have to say they made me laugh! "I'm not a crook, liar or Tony P"

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March 25, 200321 yr

You look like a crook?

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March 25, 200321 yr

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More like I look like a crock (of sh*t) - that photo was at the end of another excellent night down the X

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March 25, 200321 yr

Looks like it was a good night!!!

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March 26, 200321 yr

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It always is down there - never had a bad one!

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