3 Virgin Daughters...

[Evilhedfuk]

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life

would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the

honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The

card

said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the

kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."

Mom

blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and

the

card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands'

cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King

Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her

daughter.

 

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a

week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole

month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were

the

words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,

flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for

BA.

 

The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

 

Mom fainted...