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Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again

 

NEW YORK—Five years after the Monica Lewinsky scandal, former president Bill Clinton announced Tuesday that, at long last, he is emotionally ready to start receiving blow jobs again. "It has been a long, difficult road, but I am finally at a point in my life where I can receive oral sex from a woman again," Clinton told reporters. "After many years of soul-searching and intensive therapy, I am now able to enjoy getting blown without all that painful emotional baggage overshadowing what should be a wonderful experience."

 

Originally from http://www.theonion.com/

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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