FAO undothem

[Claire DC]

Have u been listening to it lots?

[TomD]

YES!

 

i played it on repeat very loudly, and even considered falling asleep to it but that proved difficult, even at 2am.

 

[Claire DC]

 

And whats with the name anyway - that ur cybersex name?

[TomD]

nah ok it's a shortened form of "undothemoo" which is actually an anagram of my name and i own the domain name as well.

 

for when i'm on irc or slsk looking for porn, I use.... hang on, wait, i'm not gonna tell you that.

[Claire DC]

TomD said:

nah ok it's a shortened form of "undothemoo" which is actually an anagram of my name and i own the domain name as well.

 

for when i'm on irc or slsk looking for porn, I use.... hang on, wait, i'm not gonna tell you that.

 

undothemoo - undo the moo?? mr moo?

 

tom dunheoo/dunooeh/dunhoeo - wel THOMASSSSS tell all!!

 

Tell me ur porn name bitch!!

[TomD]

yeah can you believe that, similar to mr moo. god he's such a wanker, though. just wait for him to stick his beak in this FAO. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MOO?? I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

 

you were almost there, it's "donohue". very clever though, well done!!

 

not gonna tell you mine - but my mate's porn-hunting name is "CraigSada" after the two people from big brother 1. it's cos BB was on at the time and i helped him set it up on his pc and couldn't think of owt else...

[Claire DC]

yeah can you believe that, similar to mr moo. god he's such a wanker, though. just wait for him to stick his beak in this FAO. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MOO?? I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

 

LMAO

 

you were almost there, it's "donohue". very clever though, well done!!

 

Clairever AC-TU-ALLY

 

not gonna tell you mine - but my mate's porn-hunting name is "CraigSada" after the two people from big brother 1. it's cos BB was on at the time and i helped him set it up on his pc and couldn't think of owt else...

 

Go onnnnnnnnnnnn, u know u wana tell me - im dying to know cos if "undothem" is ur normal name ur porn name must be really rudely spectacular!!

[TomD]

clairever... that's very... clairever. innit.

 

nuh-uh, you're not gonna know my porn username. suffice to say it's nothing to do with my name, an anagram of it, or anything like that.

 

there's a lot of porn on newsgroups anyway, which unlike IRC and that, you don't need a username for, so you can just "Grab 'n' Go", lol

[Claire DC]

it is clairever isnt it!!

 

I think ur username is Tom Does Moo!!

 

And u seem to know about ur porn colecting techniques mr

[TomD]

hell yeah you've got to know the tricks of the trade.

 

i've even considered starting up my own porn site. licence to print money, really.

 

wanna subscribe? type your credit card details here and i'll get you a membership

[Claire DC]

i thought id get it free seein as i starred in ur productions for u

 

Can i at least have my own forum on there?

 

PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[TomD]

we'll see. you could maybe host the live video stuff, since you've got a webcam. you could be customer service. the moment someone wants to cancel their subscription, they're taken to a live web chat with you where you use any method necessary to make sure they don't cancel, LOL

 

[Claire DC]

hahaha, but will i have my own forum? i need to know this before i sign any contract with u!!

[TomD]

hmm... depends, do you think it will be good for business and could you handle it? if i set it up then it would be a members-only forum so you'd get loads of dirty old men frothing at the mouth whenever they see your username.

 

could you handle that sort of pressure? you might get stalkers.

[Claire DC]

I dont know, i just want the damn forum bitch

 

God Damn U - grant me my wish and ill sign the contract!!

 

And id rather have horny women than dirty old men thank you very much!!