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Heres another, always been my favourite sinse I first heard it !

 

When apples are red,

they are ready for plucking,

when girls are 16

they are ready for fucking.

 

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QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 13 2004, 10:57 AM)

When apples are red,
they are ready for plucking,
when girls are 16
they are ready for fucking.

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ha ha, gud un maria thumbs.gifyeahthat.gifshag.gif

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've just caught a dose,

And so have you

 

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Hearts and roses and kisses galore ...

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer It's the most annoying day of

the year!

This day needs to get over with and pass Or I'll shove a dozen roses up

Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak...

And wear all black the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade, For all they're doing is

trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think that love

is a big crock of shit!!

So here is my story ... what else can I say?

Love can bite my ass .... I Hate Valentine's Day!!

 

Techno, Techno, Techno

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QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Feb 13 2004, 11:06 AM)
Hearts and roses and kisses galore ...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer It's the most annoying day of
the year!
This day needs to get over with and pass Or I'll shove a dozen roses up
Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak...
And wear all black the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade, For all they're doing is
trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think that love
is a big crock of shit!!
So here is my story ... what else can I say?
Love can bite my ass .... I Hate Valentine's Day!!

That's wikid !

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QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 13 2004, 04:38 PM)
Let me shag you please please please
please please please please, please-please-please

Ill pay you

lol.giflol.gif $50 love you long time!!!

Techno, Techno, Techno

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Old Mother Hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover took over,

and gave her a bone of his own.

 

or

 

Mary had a little lamb,

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its arse,

and turned its wool to nylon.

 

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I remember one valentines day when I was married. My wife was moaning at me for not getting her any flower or chocolate...

 

 

...I CAN take a hint...

 

...I went down the shop and bought her a bag of self raising and a mars bar.

 

Needless to say we were divorced a year later. yay.gif

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hehe - this is from b3ta:

Valentine's Day Poem (to the tune of Every Breath You Take)

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Every move you make
Every shower you take
Every call you make
I've recorded on tape
Cos I'm stalking you

Oh you can't see
What you do to me
I stay up late
To watch and masturbate

And at that restaurant date
Everything you ate
The white sauce on your plate
Was from my prostate
Cos I'm stalking you

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strawberrys are red

apples are green

you've got the best arse

that ive ever seen!!!

 

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