A tale of Hard House, Hard Drugs and Bribery!!!

[Blink]

I went out to a [nameless]club last night, at short notice, so i didn't have my prescription all sorted and packaged like I normally do. I paid a visit to the toilets, locked the cubicle, and proceded to make some sherbert bombs. Whilst in the process of doing this, I heard a noise, and there was a bouncer looking down at me from over the cubicle. oooops.

He asked me what I was going to do, I replied "smile nicely". After a few similar exchanges, he again said "What are you going to do?". I replied "How about I give you £5 and we forget this ever happened". I gave him £5, he watched me eat my sherbert bomb, put the rest of my sherbert in my pocket, and he let me carry on my evening!!

 

Different.

[Snez]

haha nice 1

[Daydreamer]

Shocking

[Samsun]

hehe

[xpaulax]

nice 1

[Tresh]

Fan-bloody-tastic!!!!

[Pepsi]

thats well good

[SarahPVC]

Blink said:

I went out to a [nameless]club last night, at short notice, so i didn't have my prescription all sorted and packaged like I normally do. I paid a visit to the toilets, locked the cubicle, and proceded to make some sherbert bombs. Whilst in the process of doing this, I heard a noise, and there was a bouncer looking down at me from over the cubicle. oooops.

He asked me what I was going to do, I replied "smile nicely". After a few similar exchanges, he again said "What are you going to do?". I replied "How about I give you £5 and we forget this ever happened". I gave him £5, he watched me eat my sherbert bomb, put the rest of my sherbert in my pocket, and he let me carry on my evening!!

 

Different.

 

No the first time ive heard stories same as this but usually for larger sums of money - lucky!

[Clubbing Si]

5 quid i lost 4g of Posh trying to get myself out of shite the last time i got caught!!! worked tho (than god i didnt pay 4 it)

 

i know exactly wat club ure on about to (same place i got done)

[MattD]

Nice1 Blink

[Raygurn]

Clubbing_Si said:

5 quid i lost 4g of Posh trying to get myself out of shite the last time i got caught!!! worked tho (than god i didnt pay 4 it)

 

i know exactly wat club ure on about to (same place i got done)

 

Id be pissed off to say the least.

 

I know 2 ppl who were doing k, the bouncer looked over the the top and said are you going to share that?

 

He turns around and goes fk off you cheeky fucker.

The bouncer told them to hurry up, and then ignored!

 

Also in crasher once a girl eats a pill sat down in the open:

 

Bouncer: What was that?

Girl: Asprin

Bouncer: Lets see then.

Girl: I cant ive eaten it.

 

Althought im sure theres plenty of storys like that knocking around.

 

[Mr Happy]

fukin superb blink!!!

[Wub Wub]

Nicely done blink, nicely done!

[Magicman]

Nice to know there are still corrupt people in this world

[Mr Happy]

majikman said:

Nice to know there are still corrupt people in this world

 

hehe nicely put