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i dont wank.

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Yes, im not denying that laugh.gif

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PeteToast said:

Does anybody know anybody that has had to go to a doctors because of injuries obtained whilst masturbating? You hear about such things, you girls especially? Ever caused damage with a sex toy? I hear some rampant rabbits were a recalled at one stage cos balls were falling out and getting in all kinds of places...lol ...(The little rotating balls that is).

 

lol, no never had to visit a dr cos of my wanking icon_smile_blush.gif

 

Lost Balls in ur foo foo!! Nasty!! paranoid.gif

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I know of 2, yes 2 people who have stolen a test tube from school...

 

They were masturbating with it and their mums walked in and they shut their legs....

 

Yes it did go smash, and yes thet both had to tell their moms and go to hospital! lol.gif

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Mr_Moo said:

I know of 2, yes 2 people who have stolen a test tube from school...

 

They were masturbating with it and their mums walked in and they shut their legs....

 

Yes it did go smash, and yes thet both had to tell their moms and go to hospital! lol.gif

 

OUCH FUCKIN OUCH shocked.gifparanoid.gif

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Mr_Moo said:

I know of 2, yes 2 people who have stolen a test tube from school...

 

They were masturbating with it and their mums walked in and they shut their legs....

 

Yes it did go smash, and yes thet both had to tell their moms and go to hospital! lol.gif

 

How NOT to have test tube baby lesson 1.

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PeteToast said:

Theres no better cure for stress methinks, its when you start getting sore you just know you need to think about calling it a day, either that or buy some better lubrication. icon_smile_blush.gif

 

Lubrication????? eek.gif

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Maria said:

I liek wanking. Relieves all stress from work! Altho im not a person who suffers from stress! I do it for my own enjoyment and i liek the feeling when u release wink.gif

 

Iv have wanked over 10 times in one day! Its sumthing i can do and not get bored of it!

 

Such a good feeeeeeling icon_smile_cool.gif

WHATS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT WANKING EVERYONE DOS IT a part from me shhh.gif
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Mr_Moo said:

I know of 2, yes 2 people who have stolen a test tube from school...

 

They were masturbating with it and their mums walked in and they shut their legs....

 

Yes it did go smash, and yes thet both had to tell their moms and go to hospital! lol.gif

 

 

eek.gif stupid fricking muppets!! eek.gif

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