CTW Members Dave M Posted May 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 11, 2003 not sure if this has been done, but here goes anyway 1: Large loft style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not. 2: At least 1 of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3: Should you try to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4: Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5: It doesn't matter if you are heavily out-numbered in a fight involving martial arts; your enemies will wait patiently to attack you 1 by 1 dancing round in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6: When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly blue-ish. 7: If you are a blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. 8: Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down 3 days before their retirement. 9: Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses,pulley systems,deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks, which allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 10: All beds have special L shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to the waist level on the man lying next to her. 11: All grocery shopping bags contain at least 1 stick of french bread. 12: It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 13: Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 14: Your very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 15: Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it willnot be neccessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. 16: The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 17: A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 18: If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 19: If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 20: Word processors never display a cursor on the screen, but will always say; "enter password now". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted May 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 11, 2003 LOL yes. I'd like to add: 21. The hero will always have to do something illegal to win. This is ok though, because he's doing it so he can see his 5 year old son who the mother got custody of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Hardhousehunnij Posted May 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 11, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Magicman Posted May 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 11, 2003 22. Every phone number starts with 555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 12, 2003 majikman said: 22. Every phone number starts with 555 thats cos no number in America starts with it!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Phil B Posted May 12, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted May 12, 2003 toxicdave said: 3: Should you try to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. didnt work for mel gibson in lethal weapon did it???? Quote www.djphilbenson.co.uk - updated 28/08/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 12, 2003 23: teh hero will always have a perfect aim when shooting bad guys if there is an army of bad guys. the army however will not beable to hit a backside of a hippo. this rule is void however if there is only 1 bad guy as the hero automatically forgets how to aim Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dave M Posted May 13, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 13, 2003 ToxicPhil_B said: didnt work for mel gibson in lethal weapon did it???? well........he is from Oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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