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Jamie Oliver has taken a tumble from his scooter while making an entrance on the Oprah show.

 

The mockney fat tongued mockney twat celebrity chef, who is famous for using scooters to get around, was asked to appear on the US chat show to show off his two-wheeled skills.

 

But as he drove onto the TV set in Chicago, he skidded and careered face-first along the floor to the delight of the audience - only stopping with the help of his chin.

 

He told Sky News: "The thing was the floor was really polished and the tyres were brand new. Before I knew it I stacked it, flew about a metre in the air, and landed on my chest.

 

"I had a really silky body warmer on and I slid about three and a half metres with my arms in some sort of Superman pose, using my chin as a brake.

 

"I think it was the funniest thing that has ever happened to me but I felt a complete ****."

 

He added: "The audience loved it, I think they thought I did it on purpose. I jumped up and they gave me a cheer.

 

"I've got a big bruise on my ankle and my leg really hurts now but it's alright. I'll survive, unfortunately."

 

Graham (chuffed he fell off his twatty scooter, the fat tongued twat)

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