Talking Dog

[SexxiBunni]

Talking Dog For Sale

 

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the

bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the

back yard and sees a mutt sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yep," the mutt

replies."So, what's your story?"The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered

this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA

about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,

sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would

be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger

and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and

listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch

of medals.Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'!

m just retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

hewants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him

but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The

owner replies, "He's such a [censored] liar."

 

[Don]

[Claire DC]

hahahahahaha

[sentialSteve]

LMAO! Thats excellent!!!