CTW Members MattD Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 A dude from work has recently has his eyes lasered. He was 2.5 in one eye and 3.5 in the other - £1000/eye to have it fixed... and this is how they do it: Sadative (vallium) to help to go drowsy Local anesthetic on the eyes (eye drops) - can't do a full knock out 'cos eyes flip up into head Worst bit - they attach a sucker to your eye ball and pull it partially out of the socket (don't forget you are awake!!), and they then take a scalpel and cut of flap out of the surface of your eye ball!!!! and peel the flap back. Laser is on for about 20 seconds - you smell your eye burning... mmmm nice!! It's worked a treat, but that's a pretty nasty procedure considering you are awake!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 ewww dude that was sick to read Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MattD Posted May 15, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 Oh yeah defo - imagine having that done though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Snez Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 omg.. i wouldnt like to have that done Quote One Day I woke Up, And I Realised That My Mind Wasn't Mine Anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 15, 2003 i fancy getting that done on my knob Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 MattD said: Oh yeah defo - imagine having that done though i did as i was reading it (i have a VERY VIVID imagination) thats y it was soo sick Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 I'm hoping to have mine done in the next 9 weeks... Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MattD Posted May 15, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 Clubbing_Si said: i fancy getting that done on my knob You fancy smelling your own knob burning do you? That can arranged that with a fag lighter if you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Snez Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 Clubbing_Si said: i fancy getting that done on my knob lol ur posts crack me up Quote One Day I woke Up, And I Realised That My Mind Wasn't Mine Anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tina Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 MattD said: A dude from work has recently has his eyes lasered. He was 2.5 in one eye and 3.5 in the other - £1000/eye to have it fixed... and this is how they do it: Sadative (vallium) to help to go drowsy Local anesthetic on the eyes (eye drops) - can't do a full knock out 'cos eyes flip up into head Worst bit - they attach a sucker to your eye ball and pull it partially out of the socket (don't forget you are awake!!), and they then take a scalpel and cut of flap out of the surface of your eye ball!!!! and peel the flap back. Laser is on for about 20 seconds - you smell your eye burning... mmmm nice!! It's worked a treat, but that's a pretty nasty procedure considering you are awake!! Quote ************************************** When am i not horny 😉 😊 Msn Messanger:tina_g_ukc@hotmail.com Yahoo Messanger/Email ickle_cat_1981@yahoo.com ************************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 15, 2003 MattD said: Clubbing_Si said: i fancy getting that done on my knob You fancy smelling your own knob burning do you? That can arranged that with a fag lighter if you like? only if u do it m8y lol ur posts crack me up ta muchly Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MattD Posted May 15, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 Clubbing_Si said: You fancy smelling your own knob burning do you? That can arranged that with a fag lighter if you like? only if u do it m8y 1 toasted knob coming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 MattD said: Clubbing_Si said: i fancy getting that done on my knob You fancy smelling your own knob burning do you? That can arranged that with a fag lighter if you like? pmsl Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members rachel Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 15, 2003 I've seen people having eye surgery done. I've seen people having cateracts removed & squints corrected all while the patients were awake. The worst bit was when they have to inject the anaesthetic into the corner of your eye. Imagine watching the needle coming towards you knowing its going in you eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 15, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 15, 2003 rachel said: I've seen people having eye surgery done. I've seen people having cateracts removed & squints corrected all while the patients were awake. The worst bit was when they have to inject the anaesthetic into the corner of your eye. Imagine watching the needle coming towards you knowing its going in you eye pleasant Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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