A panda goes into a restaraunt

[Bukey]

A panda goes into a posh restaraunt. The waiter comes over and offers him a menu.

 

The panda orders the most expensive starter, main course and dessert on the menu. The waiter brings him the food, which is exquisitly prepared, and the panda eats it enjoying every mouthful.

 

After the panda's finished, the waiter brings across the bill. The panda stands up, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. He then walks out of the restaraunt.

 

The manager makes chase and asks the waiter what he's playing at, killing his waiter and not paying for his meal. The panda simply replies that it's what he does. The manager, annoyed asks, "What do you mean, it's what you do?" The panda says, "Look up panda in an encyclopedia. It's what I do." The manager, annoyed, informs the panda that he's going to call the police and runs back to his office.

 

When the manager arrives at his office, just before he calls the police, he opens up his encyclopedia, looks under panda, and sure enough it says:

 

"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."

 

Boom boom!

[jon_m]

i like it mate!