CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 18, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2003 Some Random Questions These are just some of the questions that have puzzled to best minds in the world. Q Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Q Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt." Q Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Q Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Q If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Q If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Q Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Q Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Q Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Q What do you call male ballerinas? Q If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Q If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Q If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Q If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Q Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Q Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Q Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Q Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Q Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 18, 2003 haha Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted May 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 19, 2003 If a person from Manchester is a Mancunion , what do you call a person from Goole ? Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members djiceman Posted May 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 19, 2003 Quote always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted May 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 19, 2003 neon said: If a person from Manchester is a Mancunion , what do you call a person from Goole ? A cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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