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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,

as

> they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and

> told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

> The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would

fix

> the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go

home,

> get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to

his

> ear and count to 10.

> The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

> world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear

> is going to help me."

>

> "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

> So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

> can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he

> paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting

> on his other hand.

>

> This procedure also works in Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Sunderland and

> anywhere in Wales.

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chickadee said:

Carl_Nicholson said:

chickadee said:

where the hell is berkshire anyway?

Its where the queen lives! spliff.gif

 

wow,now that lady knows how to through a party! Club the world berkshire meet-up anyone?

 

Yeah we can meet at the queens place, sure she won't mind. Have a BBQ aswell

 

"Roast Corgi anyone"

you need me i'm magic E, hehe

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