CTW DJs Carl Nicholson Posted May 20, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted May 20, 2003 After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as > they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and > told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. > The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix > the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, > get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his > ear and count to 10. > The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the > world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear > is going to help me." > > "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. > So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the > can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he > paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting > on his other hand. > > This procedure also works in Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Sunderland and > anywhere in Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Bin done and wasnt funny first time u southern fairy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 jon_m said: Bin done and wasnt funny first time u southern fairy!! Well thats a matter of opinion, northern munkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Simon_C1562626685 Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 LMAO, well i found it funny, but then i have been drinking Quote you need me i'm magic E, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 TidySi said: LMAO, well i found it funny, but then i have been drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 berkshire poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 flakey_dove said: berkshire poof! I rest my case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 where the hell is berkshire anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 It's still funny, just because it takes the piss out of scousers, who then seem to take the bait and get [censored] off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 20, 2003 Share Posted May 20, 2003 chickadee said: where the hell is berkshire anyway? Its where the queen lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members chickadee Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Carl_Nicholson said: chickadee said: where the hell is berkshire anyway? Its where the queen lives! wow,now that lady knows how to through a party! Club the world berkshire meet-up anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Simon_C1562626685 Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 chickadee said: Carl_Nicholson said: chickadee said: where the hell is berkshire anyway? Its where the queen lives! wow,now that lady knows how to through a party! Club the world berkshire meet-up anyone? Yeah we can meet at the queens place, sure she won't mind. Have a BBQ aswell "Roast Corgi anyone" Quote you need me i'm magic E, hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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