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Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front

but she didn't wear that one very often

 

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Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

 

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

 

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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pieman to Simon,

"Pies, you d!ckhead."

 

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humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

Said, "F*ck him! He's only an egg."

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Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its ass

And turned its wool to nylon

 

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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, 'cos he was gay

 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill

And now there's little Franky.

 

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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

To fetch her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

 

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Little Boy Blew.

Hey!

He needed the money

 

 

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along the same lines, travel songs with a twist...

 

10 sticks of dynamite hangin on the wall, 10 sticks of dynamite hangin on the wall an if 1 stick of dynamite shud accidently fall there'll b no fuckin dynamite and no [censored] wall!

 

10 green spiders hangin on a wall, 10 green spiders hangin on a wall and if 1 green spider can accidently fall then he'll climb up ur trousers and paralise ur balls!

 

1 man went 2 mow, went 2 mow a meadow, 1 man and his super sonic sausage dog with rubber johnnies on his feet, went 2 mow a meadow!

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