CTW Members NeoN Posted May 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2003 David Beckham wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best Armani tracksuit, ready for another hard day's work of being an over-privileged, tattooed prat. Catching sight of himself in the mirror, he thinks "By God,David, you're looking good today." He admires the fine cut of his tracksuit, the healthy sheen of his tan and flexes his biceps. "Feeling good too", he notes looking proudly at the firm swell of muscle underneath the Manchester Utd shirt he's wearing. He goes down to the kitchen where The "Posh", massively overrated, manufactured for the girlie market, singer hands him a Golden, Diamond Cut bowl, of Golden Grahams. You're looking fit this morning, David dear." "Too right," says Golden-bollocks. "I feel good as well." "But you don't smell so good, mind" comments his wife. The muppet takes a sniff. "You're right there," he says worriedly,"I do smell a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, jumps into his Ferrari, with crass leopard skin interior and drives off to Old Trafford to practice breaking his voice. He meets poor old Luke Chadwick at the gates. "Alright David. You're looking good today," says the extremely ugly one. "Too right, I am," says Golden-bollocks. "But you whiff a bit," says the overrated ugly twat. "Funny that, I don't know what it is but Posh said the same thing." "Good morning to you" he grins at Alex Ferguson. "It's a fine day, David", says The Scottish Drunk, chewing his gum wildly. "And you're looking really good." "Hey thanks Boss. I look good and I feel good as well," replies the overpaid tosser. "Oh David!" winces the Scotsman. "You do smell awful, skip training and go to the quacks" Worried, Golden Bollocks visits his doctor. "Doctor, I've got a problem. I look good, I feel great but I smell awful." The doctor gets out his medical dictionary. "Let's see...looks good...feels great...smells awful. Hmm, yes, its quite simple, Mr Beckham," says the doctor.. . . "You're a cunt." Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 22, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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