CTW Members Zen_Master Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 Imagine my surprise when, this morning while checking thru the post, i came across a padded envelope addressed to me, with summat inside. The summat turned out to be a box containing a lighter on a key ring, with built in pen knife. I have never ordered such an item, and there was no note or other further informayion in the envelope. The only clue i have is that it came from the Chester Post Office. Do i have a secret admirer (admittedly, a secret admirer with very little taste and who is in all probability a skinflint)? Is it just some random crap that some company sent me? OR, is it ALIENS?????? Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 I had that with an ashtray, silver one - god knows why it was sent to me tho Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 Probably something a company has sent out, you may have signed something recently that entitled you to a crap lighter/pen knife combo. Does it have a logo on it? Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 28, 2003 I think sum1 wants you to end you life so they are giving a small gesture to do it with. Aw how sweet. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted May 28, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 No it has no distisctive markings on it at all. Getting quite worried now. Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted May 28, 2003 Old age insurance. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 28, 2003 Call ghostbusters mate. Or the POLICE! Or Sherlock Holmes. Or maybe 007? Good luck anyway. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 Its probably a scientific experiment to see how jumpy humans are about receiving something unexpected through the post. Most likely aliens then. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted May 28, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 It might be a really small bomb Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 28, 2003 Play with it. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted May 28, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 i have done, i used the knife bit to open my chupa chups lolly. (honestly the [censored] thinbgs are inpenetrable, and they are supposed to be for kids!!!) Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 28, 2003 Maria doesnt like the word "inpenetrable" Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 28, 2003 Claire DC said: Maria doesnt like the word "inpenetrable" Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors SarahPVC Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted May 28, 2003 Zen_Master said: Imagine my surprise when, this morning while checking thru the post, i came across a padded envelope addressed to me, with summat inside. The summat turned out to be a box containing a lighter on a key ring, with built in pen knife. I have never ordered such an item, and there was no note or other further informayion in the envelope. The only clue i have is that it came from the Chester Post Office. Do i have a secret admirer (admittedly, a secret admirer with very little taste and who is in all probability a skinflint)? Is it just some random crap that some company sent me? OR, is it ALIENS?????? I'll have it if you dont want it! Quote INCISION Leeds - 23rd Jan - Passion Records Tour Night!! Email: sarah@clubtheworld.com MSN: pvcsarah@hotmail.com Speed it UP - PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted May 28, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted May 28, 2003 are you planning on camping at any time????? may come in handy hun!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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