CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted May 31, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted May 31, 2003 Wow! first time in here, don't kknow why i've never drifted in here before, guess its due to my natural girfted funniness that i've never need to! Ermm, here's a joke, expect u've heard it before tho.... A blonde woman walks into a train station and see's a man jumping on and off the railway line yelling: "ten, ten, ten" whilst he does it. The blonde looks at him and is really confused, as he just keeps jumping on and off the track, back and forth "ten, ten, ten" After a while she can't resist, 'this looks well fun' she thinks to herself so she stands behind him and starts to do the same, not really sure whats going on, but its well fun!! "ten, ten, ten" Suddenly a huge train comes roaring down the track and the man quickly jumps back as the train ploughs straight throught the blonde, killing her instantly. Dusting himself off the man walks back to the track and starts jumping again back & forth "eleven, eleven, eleven!" Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted May 31, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 31, 2003 Nice one! Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bungle Posted May 31, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 31, 2003 Dont mean to soumd too harsh, but that joke does remind me of when I was about 10. Still quite funny though Quote Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted May 31, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted May 31, 2003 bungle said: Dont mean to soumd too harsh, but that joke does remind me of when I was about 10. Still quite funny though no worrys. Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted May 31, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 31, 2003 Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Is it written in the laws of life, that if you are a dj, you post [censored] jokes? As in tony p = [censored] jokes Although Mr whitby, congratualetions as you have broken the mould!! Quality joke my son!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted May 31, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted May 31, 2003 Bushy said: Although Mr whitby, congratualetions as you have broken the mould!! i try to be different! yay! i broke the mould! Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted June 1, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 1, 2003 ANDY_WHITBY said: Bushy said: Although Mr whitby, congratualetions as you have broken the mould!! i try to be different! yay! i broke the mould! yeah they didnt wana make the same mistake twice Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 1, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 1, 2003 ANDY_WHITBY said: Wow! first time in here, don't kknow why i've never drifted in here before, guess its due to my natural girfted funniness that i've never need to! Ermm, here's a joke, expect u've heard it before tho.... A blonde woman walks into a train station and see's a man jumping on and off the railway line yelling: "ten, ten, ten" whilst he does it. The blonde looks at him and is really confused, as he just keeps jumping on and off the track, back and forth "ten, ten, ten" After a while she can't resist, 'this looks well fun' she thinks to herself so she stands behind him and starts to do the same, not really sure whats going on, but its well fun!! "ten, ten, ten" Suddenly a huge train comes roaring down the track and the man quickly jumps back as the train ploughs straight throught the blonde, killing her instantly. Dusting himself off the man walks back to the track and starts jumping again back & forth "eleven, eleven, eleven!" Well, im guna be honest, that was [censored]!! Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted June 1, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 1, 2003 Maria said: ANDY_WHITBY said: Wow! first time in here, don't kknow why i've never drifted in here before, guess its due to my natural girfted funniness that i've never need to! Ermm, here's a joke, expect u've heard it before tho.... A blonde woman walks into a train station and see's a man jumping on and off the railway line yelling: "ten, ten, ten" whilst he does it. The blonde looks at him and is really confused, as he just keeps jumping on and off the track, back and forth "ten, ten, ten" After a while she can't resist, 'this looks well fun' she thinks to herself so she stands behind him and starts to do the same, not really sure whats going on, but its well fun!! "ten, ten, ten" Suddenly a huge train comes roaring down the track and the man quickly jumps back as the train ploughs straight throught the blonde, killing her instantly. Dusting himself off the man walks back to the track and starts jumping again back & forth "eleven, eleven, eleven!" Well, im guna be honest, that was [censored]!! Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 1, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 1, 2003 Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted June 1, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 1, 2003 Maria said: Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 1, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 1, 2003 It gets better. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Andy Whitby Posted June 1, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 1, 2003 Maria said: It gets better. is does? Quote Bookings contact Lisa @ Nukleuz on 02077207320 MARCH DATES: 5th @ Ingo's Studio 13th @ Serge's Studio (Fevah) 20th @ Frantic Vs. Wildchild, London 24th @ Sessions, Leeds 26th @ Incision, Leeds 27th @ Addiction, Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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