CTW Members MoRpHiUs Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 Confession An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess." "It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors." "You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" "Should I tell her the war is over?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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