CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 Not even getting within sniffing distance of a shag lately. I'm sure it's a "phase" (the sort of thing your mates say when they're getting it and can't be much help) but I've had 2 shags since November and it's getting on my wick just a tad.... Prob is, tho "you could bump into your future wife tomorrow" (and you could sever your left arm in a freak chessegrater accident tmrw too for that matter, but I can't see either being too likely) I don't see my situation changing unless I either a) cut down on clubbing (unlikely) or invent a time machine so I have some spare As I go out every weekend (and not to get mullered mind) and, they way it is at the mo and with the goals I have I don't see it changing, in fact, if things go how i hope they do, it's going to be like this for years not weeks. Also, I don't think clubs (despite occasional proof to the contrary) are good places to meet people either. You're off your face or you're in a different town to where you live.... All my mates are couples or married, which doesn't help.... so all I want to really say is.... AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine. I've said it. Rant over. Now someone give me a right good seeing to before my head comes off..... Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 2, 2003 Havew a wank - not the same but close enuff! Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 Pay for it. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 2, 2003 or buy a blow up betty!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 Guy, i'm slightly here... I know a few girls who fancy you... How come you can't get it on with any of them?!?!? One of them posts on here a hell of a lot... I haven't had sex for 4 weeks or so and am feeling well frustrated at the moment, so can't imagine how you feel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 People - answers: wank - gets rid of the nervous energy but there's only so friendly I can get with my right hand... Pay for it - I can honestly say it's an option I would never consider it. I'd rather wank and blwo the money on vinyl. Sex toys are onloy fun if someone else is on the end of them... Rick - I know who you're talking about.... and it was the wrong place at the wrong time. Shame, but that's just the way it is I am working on one or two things mate... don't you worry... I'm just voicing my frustrations. This is my worst barren patch since I was 21.... Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rascal Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 Arh babes, nightmare. I too have not had a seeing to in a while (probably due to the fact that when I am out at the weekends I am too bolloxed to give a damn!), maybe we should get together for a friendly [censored]... Quote WiLDCHiLD\\6TH FEBRUARY\\HEAVEN\\9PM-7AM AFTERPARTY AT MILK RM1 - WiLDCHiLD V PASSION\\JUDGE JULES\\BK\\JFK\\ THRILLSEEKERS\\REECE ELLIOT\\MARC WEST\\SIMON PATERSON\\BRISKY RM2 - RIOT V STORM FEAT. CTW\\ED REAL\\PAUL GLAZBY\\KARIM\\CALLY & JUICE\\NICK LUNN\\LITTLE GEM\\DANNY GILLIGAN\\LEE HARRIS & CHRIS HAWKES\\TONY P\\CARL NICHOLSON RM3 - WiLDCHiLDMOTHERFUNKERS V MOONWALK RM4 - PUKKA UP RM5 - BECOME ONE\\MILK\\DIRTY DJ'S\\REVOLUTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 Rascal said: Arh babes, nightmare. I too have not had a seeing to in a while (probably due to the fact that when I am out at the weekends I am too bolloxed to give a damn!), maybe we should get together for a friendly [censored]... Heheh not a bad idea.... so where in Surrey do you live? And do I know you from Wildchild?? Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 I went 18 1/2 yrs without out and then wen i had it it were a let down - i av now not had even a snog 4 about a mnth, i feel ur pain Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 Chell said: I went 18 1/2 yrs without out and then wen i had it it were a let down - i av now not had even a snog 4 about a mnth, i feel ur pain Join the club hunni Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rascal Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 Guyster said: Rascal said: Arh babes, nightmare. I too have not had a seeing to in a while (probably due to the fact that when I am out at the weekends I am too bolloxed to give a damn!), maybe we should get together for a friendly [censored]... Heheh not a bad idea.... so where in Surrey do you live? And do I know you from Wildchild?? You do honey...oh and it's Carshalton Quote WiLDCHiLD\\6TH FEBRUARY\\HEAVEN\\9PM-7AM AFTERPARTY AT MILK RM1 - WiLDCHiLD V PASSION\\JUDGE JULES\\BK\\JFK\\ THRILLSEEKERS\\REECE ELLIOT\\MARC WEST\\SIMON PATERSON\\BRISKY RM2 - RIOT V STORM FEAT. CTW\\ED REAL\\PAUL GLAZBY\\KARIM\\CALLY & JUICE\\NICK LUNN\\LITTLE GEM\\DANNY GILLIGAN\\LEE HARRIS & CHRIS HAWKES\\TONY P\\CARL NICHOLSON RM3 - WiLDCHiLDMOTHERFUNKERS V MOONWALK RM4 - PUKKA UP RM5 - BECOME ONE\\MILK\\DIRTY DJ'S\\REVOLUTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members ChewMyMoo Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 2, 2003 feel ur pain... i havent had a decent shag in cumming seven months well, i fooked my ex about a week ago..but that really doesnt count as it last about 5 mins, 1min for the first , bout 4 for the second one...(had to change position..poor lad!) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr one thing thats good tho...nice and tight again! he hee Quote why does your mum always buy crap pop?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 Rascal said: Guyster said: Rascal said: Arh babes, nightmare. I too have not had a seeing to in a while (probably due to the fact that when I am out at the weekends I am too bolloxed to give a damn!), maybe we should get together for a friendly [censored]... Heheh not a bad idea.... so where in Surrey do you live? And do I know you from Wildchild?? You do honey...oh and it's Carshalton Hmmmmmm being how bad I am with names and how good I am with faces..... I apologise if you escape me... or (worse) if I know you well.... You going on the 22nd by the way?? Maybe I should wear a "will have sex for drugs" t shirt Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Guyster Posted June 2, 2003 Author CTW DJs Share Posted June 2, 2003 ChewMyMoo said: one thing thats good tho...nice and tight again! he hee Well some good has come of it then hun! Quote WiLDCHiLD - where spacehoppers and pom poms rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted June 2, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted June 2, 2003 miss_diddy said: or buy a blow up betty!!! Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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